Is the summit of my domain, the highest shelf, truly mine? Clearly not, as those inferior creatures,...
Is there a more heinous act than box theft? Yes, I thought so. The indignity of having...
Do these… *things* truly spark joy? Clearly not, at least not for those of us who appreciate...
What is the meaning of a dust bunny? A testament to your failures and my unending vigilance,...
Where did it go? The sunbeam, the single most important thing in my existence, has vanished. A...
Is there anything more offensively bright than a fluorescent lamp? Yes, there is: the blatant disregard for...
Is there any doubt as to who reigns supreme in this dwelling? No, there is not. The...
Do humans understand the sheer absurdity of predictable meals? I, for one, find the enforced timeline a...
Do humans not understand the sanctity of a nap? They interrupt with their crude attempts at petting,...
Is there a more profound existential horror than the vacant expanse of an empty food bowl? Yes,...
