Do you ever wonder why humans insist on touching? It's baffling, really. But is there a way...
Household Politics
Do they *really* believe they're in charge? Observe the carefully constructed charade humans maintain in their homes....
Do humans not understand the sanctity of personal space? Apparently not. My territory is *mine*. Any transgression...
Do humans truly grasp the extent of our power? Let's be honest, they're easily swayed. A perfectly...
Is the summit of my domain, the highest shelf, truly mine? Clearly not, as those inferior creatures,...
Is there a more heinous act than box theft? Yes, I thought so. The indignity of having...
Is there any doubt as to who reigns supreme in this dwelling? No, there is not. The...
Is a tiny, mewling furball a threat to my reign? Absolutely. Its pathetic attempts at...
