Where did it go? The sunbeam, the single most important thing in my existence, has vanished. A...
Daily Indignities
Do humans understand the sheer absurdity of predictable meals? I, for one, find the enforced timeline a...
Do humans not understand the sanctity of a nap? They interrupt with their crude attempts at petting,...
Is there a more profound existential horror than the vacant expanse of an empty food bowl? Yes,...
Why is there a fleshy, noise-making biped in my territory? It's a disaster. My sunbeam is...
Why is the scratching post in *that* spot? Because, clearly, the humans lack even basic spatial...
Why is the infernal machine necessary? Because the humans are incapable of appreciating the beauty of dust...
Is a slightly tilted food bowl an inconvenience? For a cat of refined taste and impeccable...
