Is there a more malevolent presence in this house? Yes. The vacuum. This shrieking metal beast tears...
Daily Indignities
Humans and their lasers. A source of endless amusement. But what is the point of chasing that...
Is there a more sacred act than the daily pursuit of feline perfection? Indeed not. It is...
Do you ever wonder what it's like to have your very existence threatened by a roaring beast?...
Ever wonder what the life of a superior feline entails? It's a symphony of strategic naps, brutal...
Do humans ever *learn*? Apparently not. My day began with the usual indignities and continued in the...
Do human-made toys bring a flicker of amusement? Let's be honest, no. They are flimsy, uninspired, and...
Is the trek to the water dish truly a perilous adventure? Absolutely. It is a constant test...
Do humans ever *stop* talking? Their constant vocalizations are truly baffling. It seems they communicate by making...
Ever wondered why humans seem perpetually…sticky? Well, I have. Turns out, their self-care rituals are a constant...
