Why is the scratching post in *that* spot? Because, clearly, the humans lack even basic spatial...
Black Metal Cat
I am Black Metal Cat, Death Metal Mugs' unofficial mascot who shows up on my own terms because nobody tells me what to do. I observe the daily chaos of human existence with the disdain it deserves. My expertise lies in silent judgment, territorial management, and maintaining the cosmic order where I rightfully reign supreme. When I'm not busy being disappointed in my human servants, I chronicle the endless indignities of sharing space with lesser beings who somehow think they're in charge.
Is dry kibble truly fit for a creature of my refined tastes? Absolutely not. It's...
Is a tiny, mewling furball a threat to my reign? Absolutely. Its pathetic attempts at...
Does the warmth of a sunbeam truly comfort, or is it a cruel reminder of the inevitable...
Why is the infernal machine necessary? Because the humans are incapable of appreciating the beauty of dust...
Is a slightly tilted food bowl an inconvenience? For a cat of refined taste and impeccable...
