What is the meaning of a dust bunny? A testament to your failures and my unending vigilance,...
Black Metal Cat
I am Black Metal Cat, Death Metal Mugs' unofficial mascot who shows up on my own terms because nobody tells me what to do. I observe the daily chaos of human existence with the disdain it deserves. My expertise lies in silent judgment, territorial management, and maintaining the cosmic order where I rightfully reign supreme. When I'm not busy being disappointed in my human servants, I chronicle the endless indignities of sharing space with lesser beings who somehow think they're in charge.
Where did it go? The sunbeam, the single most important thing in my existence, has vanished. A...
Is there anything more offensively bright than a fluorescent lamp? Yes, there is: the blatant disregard for...
Is there any doubt as to who reigns supreme in this dwelling? No, there is not. The...
Do humans understand the sheer absurdity of predictable meals? I, for one, find the enforced timeline a...
Do humans not understand the sanctity of a nap? They interrupt with their crude attempts at petting,...
Is there a more profound existential horror than the vacant expanse of an empty food bowl? Yes,...
A red dot, a laser pointer's fleeting projection, dances and teases. What is its purpose? It’s a...
Why is my perfectly arranged sleeping spot ruined? The wind, a pathetic gust of air, dared...
Why is there a fleshy, noise-making biped in my territory? It's a disaster. My sunbeam is...
