Is there anything more offensively bright than a fluorescent lamp? Yes, there is: the blatant disregard for...
Year: 2025
Is there any doubt as to who reigns supreme in this dwelling? No, there is not. The...
Do humans understand the sheer absurdity of predictable meals? I, for one, find the enforced timeline a...
Do humans not understand the sanctity of a nap? They interrupt with their crude attempts at petting,...
Is there a more profound existential horror than the vacant expanse of an empty food bowl? Yes,...
A red dot, a laser pointer's fleeting projection, dances and teases. What is its purpose? It’s a...
Why is my perfectly arranged sleeping spot ruined? The wind, a pathetic gust of air, dared...
Why is there a fleshy, noise-making biped in my territory? It's a disaster. My sunbeam is...
Why is the scratching post in *that* spot? Because, clearly, the humans lack even basic spatial...
Is dry kibble truly fit for a creature of my refined tastes? Absolutely not. It's...
