Is the trek to the water dish truly a perilous adventure? Absolutely. It is a constant test...
Year: 2025
Do humans ever *stop* talking? Their constant vocalizations are truly baffling. It seems they communicate by making...
Ever wondered why humans seem perpetually…sticky? Well, I have. Turns out, their self-care rituals are a constant...
Do you, as a human, understand the depths of my suffering? Because, as a cat, I find...
Do humans understand the sanctity of a cat's nap? Apparently not. A loud noise, a jarring touch...
Is the summit of my domain, the highest shelf, truly mine? Clearly not, as those inferior creatures,...
Is there a more heinous act than box theft? Yes, I thought so. The indignity of having...
Do these… *things* truly spark joy? Clearly not, at least not for those of us who appreciate...
What is the meaning of a dust bunny? A testament to your failures and my unending vigilance,...
Where did it go? The sunbeam, the single most important thing in my existence, has vanished. A...
